All Brights

...are Wild For The Night

What IS "Yacht Punk", you ask? Well, brah, it's about babes, white privilege, tasty bevvies, and righteous waves. Hailing from Santa Barbara (where else?), these four under-employed beach bros are the answer to all those uptight political punk bands with their "message" and their "anarchy". Rumor has it that members "Big Wave Dave" was in The Loved Ones and "Shreddin' Sean" plays in Good Riddance, but that can't possibly be true since everyone in The All Brights are way more tanned and toned than those aforementioned dorks. You heard of Rich Kids on LSD? Well, these are just rich kids. So grab your favorite ascot and a bottle of Veuve, and climb aboard before John Stamos tries to join this band and ruin them too.

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